|Bullets and Buttered Fried Wigs.
||[Apr. 5th, 2012|11:23 pm]
A couple of giant lobsters attacked 1919 the other night. One broke through the front window of the building and broke my jaw with one of its giant lobster claws. |
We scared them off with pots of boiling water and I don't think they'll be back.
The police told me they were part of the VC gang. Which stands for Vicious Crustaceans.
Look out for those monsters.