Typos! Typos! Typso! (skunkyrick) wrote,

Bullets and Buttered Fried Wigs.

A couple of giant lobsters attacked 1919 the other night. One broke through the front window of the building and broke my jaw with one of its giant lobster claws.
We scared them off with pots of boiling water and I don't think they'll be back.
The police told me they were part of the VC gang. Which stands for Vicious Crustaceans.
Look out for those monsters.
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